Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can fart without posting it on facebook

what if i told you you can fart without posting it on facebook  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you people didn't vote on your post because they didn't like your post

What if I told you people didn't vote on your post because they didn't like your post  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That I'm NOT samuel jackson

what if i told you That I'm NOT samuel jackson  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Axe bodyspray was invented by women to more easily identify douchebags?

what if i told you Axe bodyspray was invented by women to more easily identify douchebags?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you every hipster looks the exact same.

what if i told you every hipster looks the exact same.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Ridiculously Photogenic Guy is just success kid.

what if i told you Ridiculously Photogenic Guy is just success kid.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you photogenic and handsome aren't synonyms

what if i told you photogenic and handsome aren't synonyms  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Some people drive in the fast lane because they are going to make a left turn

what if i told you Some people drive in the fast lane because they are going to make a left turn  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It was a repost the first time you saw it too

what if i told you It was a repost the first time you saw it too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you calling a guy skinny is as bad as calling a woman fat

what if i told you calling a guy skinny is as bad as calling a woman fat  Matrix Morpheus
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