Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That the line to the right of the road is the fucking bike lane

what if i told you That the line to the right of the road is the fucking bike lane   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Just because Star Wars vii is coming, you don't have to watch it

what if i told you Just because Star Wars vii is coming, you don't have to watch it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you they have the same deals online

what if i told you they have the same deals online  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can post both a link and a description in your status update.

what if i told you you can post both a link and a description in your status update.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm grumpy cat's final form?

what if i told you I'm grumpy cat's final form?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you a hs internship is an easy way to get experience for an entry level job

what if i told you a hs internship is an easy way to get experience for an entry level job  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can send your "thoughts and prayers" without posting about it on facebook

what if i told you you can send your

what if i told you there's no such thing as the best harlem shake video

what if i told you there's no such thing as the best harlem shake video  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There is no God. But you are still a bunch of dicks.

what if i told you There is no God. 
But you are still a bunch of dicks.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the color of your bra and panties doesn't mean shit.

what if i told you the color of your bra and panties doesn't mean shit.  Matrix Morpheus
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