Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you girls do the duck face to make their faces look skinnier

what if i told you girls do the duck face to make their faces look skinnier  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Everything on the front page comes from r/new

what if i told you Everything on the front page comes from r/new  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Many couples sit side by side on one bench

what if i told you Many couples sit side by side on one bench  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that watching sports is not a hobby

what if i told you that watching sports is not a hobby  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you floridians telling the north not to freak out about sandy is like chileans telling usa not freak out about a 7.0 earthquake

what if i told you floridians telling the north not to freak out about sandy is like chileans telling usa not freak out  about a 7.0 earthquake  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants your dick

what if i told you that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants your dick  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you My cash register isn't here to make change for all your Twenties

what if i told you My cash register isn't here to make change for all your Twenties  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that vegetables are just the "fruits" of the plants. They're all fruits.

what if i told you that vegetables are just the

what if i told you that if criticising islam makes me a racist then by definition Islam is a racist ideology itself

what if i told you that if criticising islam makes me a racist then by definition Islam is a racist ideology itself   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you complaining about circlejerks has become a circlejerk

what if i told you complaining about circlejerks has become a circlejerk  Matrix Morpheus
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