Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You don't need to spend 30 minutes of Sportscenter on the heat vs pacers game

what if i told you You don't need to spend 30 minutes of Sportscenter on the heat vs pacers game  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you a scumbag is a scumbag, whether they're a steve, stacey, fat, or skinny

what if i told you a scumbag is a scumbag, whether they're a steve, stacey, fat, or skinny  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That the you from fifteen years ago would much rather have a 360 or ps3 than a dreamcast or n64.

what if i told you That the you from fifteen years ago would much rather have a 360 or ps3 than a dreamcast or n64.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you everyone but r/atheism is glad their memes are off the front page

what if i told you everyone but r/atheism is glad their memes are off the front page  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You get better customer service when you aren't a dick

what if i told you You get better customer service when you aren't a dick  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you This, #, is actually called to pound key

what if i told you This, #, is actually called to pound key   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your singing in a public shower is really fucking annoying.

what if i told you Your singing in a public shower is really fucking annoying.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Everything you ever thought was funny is already old on Reddit

what if i told you Everything you ever thought was funny is already old on Reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you'll never make the front page, no matter how hard you try.

what if i told you you'll never make the front page, no matter how hard you try.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all the "funny" shit you are posting was on Reddit months ago

what if i told you all the
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