Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you we have an ironing board. And an iron.

What if I told you we have an ironing board. And an iron.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Keep right except to pass

what if i told you Keep right except to pass  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all pretty women were always pretty

what if i told you not all pretty women were always pretty  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you starving yourself isn't the best way to lose weight

what if i told you starving yourself isn't the best way to lose weight  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you africa needs food and water more than they need the internet

what if i told you africa needs food and water more than they need the internet  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you putting those three words in your title can get you to the front page

what if i told you putting those three words in your title can get you to the front page  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that not everyone spends all day on reddit, so a repost could sometimes be an honest mistake or at least further spread a likable post

what if i told you that not everyone spends all day on reddit, so a repost could sometimes be an honest mistake or at least further spread a likable post  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there is nothing inconsistent about deploring both republican policies as well as the two party system.

what if i told you there is nothing inconsistent about deploring both republican policies as well as the two party system.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the reason people become actors is because their actual selves aren't all that great

what if i told you the reason people become actors is because their actual selves aren't all that great  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i can enjoy both

what if i told you i can enjoy both  Matrix Morpheus
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