Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you English is not the only language in the world?

what if i told you English is not the only language in the world?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the l in walk is not silent

what if i told you the l in walk is not silent  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the key to happiness was saying nam-myoho-renge-kyo

what if i told you the key to happiness was saying
 nam-myoho-renge-kyo  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Anything is a better love story than Twilight

what if i told you Anything is a better love story than Twilight  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't fucking care

what if i told you I don't fucking care  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME WHEN TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD MEME WHILE DRUNK

what if i told you YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME WHEN TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD MEME WHILE DRUNK  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you LIKING SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING

what if i told you LIKING SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING  Matrix Morpheus

Welcome to the desert of the real

Welcome to the desert of the real  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There are no poop fairies that are going to pick up your dogshit bags

what if i told you There are no poop fairies that are going to pick up your dogshit bags  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that 9gag is doing a very shitty job of keeping stupid people away from reddit

what if i told you that 9gag is doing a very shitty job of keeping stupid people away from reddit  Matrix Morpheus
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