Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy" is boring, uninspired, and far less awesome than "Skating Professor"

What if I told you

what if i told you I don't care

what if i told you I don't care  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being an atheist doesn't mean you don't act like a christian

what if i told you being an atheist doesn't mean you don't act like a christian  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you calling something a repost actually makes you look stupid

what if i told you calling something a repost actually makes you look stupid  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that saying "I know how to play checkers" does no good when invited to play chess

what if i told you that saying

what if i told you I only look this way because I don't eat junk food.

what if i told you I only look this way because I don't eat junk food.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That changing the words a little does not mean it's not a repost.

what if i told you That changing the words a little does not mean it's not a repost.  Matrix Morpheus

What are you trying to tell me? That I can't masturbate? No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

What are you trying to tell me? That I can't masturbate? No, Neo.  I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Linear Algebra is all about the matrix

what if i told you Linear Algebra is all about the matrix  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you jesus was an alien

what if i told you jesus was an alien  Matrix Morpheus
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