Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That if Satan didn't get eve to eat the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, that doctor wouldn't have known how to save your life

what if i told you That if Satan didn't get eve to eat the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, that doctor wouldn't have known how to save your life  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you my daughter is a squirter

what if i told you my daughter is a squirter  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you telling someone to like your status defeats the point of the like button?

What if I told you telling someone to like your status defeats the point of the like button?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you The president doesn't control the economy

What if I told you The president doesn't control the economy   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Saying eh isn't impersonating a Canadian

what if i told you Saying eh isn't impersonating a Canadian  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The food in that picture looks like shit

what if i told you The food in that picture looks like shit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you frosted flakes... are really corn flakes that are frosted

what if i told you frosted flakes... are really corn flakes that are frosted  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't need to cite my own opinions

what if i told you I don't need to cite my own opinions  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some of us just like diet coke better

what if i told you some of us just like diet coke better  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your tail has always been there?

what if i told you Your tail has always been there?  Matrix Morpheus
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