Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Posting pics making fun of douchebags makes you a douchebag

What if I told you Posting pics making fun of douchebags makes you a douchebag  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The president has zilch, nada, nil, zip, zero control over the economy?

what if i told you The president has zilch, nada, nil, zip, zero control over the economy?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i don't want to go to bed at the same time you do

what if i told you i don't want to go to bed at the same time you do  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "you're waiting for a friend" is not a valid excuse for parking in the middle of the street with your emergency lights on.

what if i told you

What if I told you that you're not the only one that lives in this house

What if I told you that you're not the only one that lives in this house  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There are other candidates beside Obama and Romney

what if i told you There are other candidates beside Obama and Romney  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you also posted about that last week?

what if i told you you also posted about that last week?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that the wal-mart hamburger shirts are the dumbest things ever

What if I told you that the wal-mart hamburger shirts are the dumbest things ever  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you The U.S. military is the largest Socialist organization in America

What if I told you The U.S. military is the largest Socialist organization in America  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THING WERE SO AWESOME IN THE 90S BECAUSE YOU WERE A KID

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THING WERE SO AWESOME IN THE 90S BECAUSE YOU WERE A KID  Matrix Morpheus
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