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Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Hooter's girls use fake names and flirt with you to make more tip? And I don't care because hot girls are still talking to me for at least an hour or so until I pay the bill and tip.

what if i told you Hooter's girls use fake names and flirt with you to make more tip? And I don't care because hot girls are still talking to me for at least an hour or so until I pay the bill and tip. Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you comments and upvotes don't correlate.

what if i told you comments and upvotes don't correlate. Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you In order to make fun of people at walmart, you have to be a person at walmart

what if i told you In order to make fun of people at walmart, you have to be a person at walmart Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you that most day-time running safety lights are front only

what if i told you that most day-time running safety lights are front only Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you that the 1990s didn't look like nickelodeon shows

what if i told you that the 1990s didn't look like nickelodeon shows Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you that only because she posts in r/gonewild, doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you

what if i told you that only because she posts in r/gonewild, doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you IRL, you have to make her happy before she makes you happy

what if i told you IRL, you have to make her happy before she makes you happy Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you Lil Wayne is the female Nicki Minaj

what if i told you Lil Wayne is the female Nicki Minaj Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you USA is not the greatest county on earth

what if i told you USA is not the greatest county on earth Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you just because you know proper grammar does not mean you're intellectually superior to me

what if i told you just because you know proper grammar does not mean you're intellectually superior to me Matrix Morpheus
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