Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you its reasonable to be frustrated when what you want is unobtainable, aka "Friendzone"

what if i told you its reasonable to be frustrated when what you want is unobtainable, aka

what if i told you you can be the bigger man and as an atheist and ignore whatever someone's religion is and focus on their personality

what if i told you you can be the bigger man and as an atheist and ignore whatever someone's religion is  and focus on their personality  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you checking in everywhere you go on facebook does not mean that you are over someone or happy

what if i told you checking in everywhere you go on facebook does not mean that you are over someone or happy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the entire world has always been wiretapped By God

what if i told you the entire world has always been wiretapped By God  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You could make a kickstarter to pay for a locksmith

what if i told you You could make a kickstarter to pay for a locksmith  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the five-second rule does not apply to moist or sticky food

what if i told you the five-second rule does not apply to moist or sticky food  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You could wait until both consoles come out to decide

what if i told you You could wait until both consoles come out to decide   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the customer isn't always right

what if i told you the customer isn't always right  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't get laid because you're poor?

what if i told you you don't get laid because you're poor?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you didn't have to blind everyone else on the road with your fucking high beams?

what if i told you that you didn't have to blind everyone else on the road with your fucking high beams?  Matrix Morpheus
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