Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you SUV drivers don't need to park next to small cars

what if i told you SUV drivers don't need to park next to small cars  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you? There are fucks to give.

What if I told you? There are fucks to give.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that's not how college freshman meme works

what if i told you that's not how college freshman meme works  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you can be a christian and a liberal

what if i told you That you can be a christian and a liberal   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your little isn't perfect

what if i told you your little isn't perfect  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't care about your kid's halloween costusme

what if i told you I don't care about your kid's halloween costusme  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that federal law trumps state law and not much has changed

what if i told you that federal law trumps state law and not much has changed  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I always lie?

what if i told you I always lie?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your "obligatory front page edit" isn't obligatory at all?

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what if i told you that shit don't phase me

what if i told you that shit don't phase me  Matrix Morpheus
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