Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm technically an animal, but this is hardly advice?

what if i told you I'm technically an animal, but this is hardly advice?   Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you There is no such thing as R/new

What if I told you There is no such thing as R/new   Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that no one gives a shit

What if I told you that no one gives a shit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Making jokes about innocent deaths makes you look like a complete dick

what if i told you Making jokes about innocent deaths makes you look like a complete dick  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DONT HAVE TO GO ON FACEBOOK

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DONT HAVE TO GO ON FACEBOOK  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "Soon (TM)" actually means today?

what if i told you

what if i told you some people actually read the comments

what if i told you some people actually read the comments  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you nobody actually has a secret menu

what if i told you nobody actually has a secret menu  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you don't have to go to a fucking bayad center to pay bills

what if i told you That you don't have to go to a fucking bayad center to pay bills  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you even artistic and philosophical tattoos make you look trashy?

what if i told you even artistic and philosophical  tattoos make you look trashy?   Matrix Morpheus
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