Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you girls don't come to the bars to be hit on

what if i told you girls don't come to the bars to be hit on  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you posts complaining about posts complaining about reposts are also technically reposts

what if i told you posts complaining about posts complaining about reposts are also technically reposts  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't actually say "What if I told you?"

what if i told you I don't actually say

what if i told you The people upvoting all the girl posts are other girls

what if i told you The people upvoting all the girl posts are other girls  Matrix Morpheus

what if I toldyou regardless of whether or not you get a full-time job, the student loans provided you with an education you wouldn't have received otherwise.

what if I toldyou regardless of whether or not you get a full-time job, the student loans provided you with an education you wouldn't have received otherwise.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all teenagers are asinine pricks

what if i told you not all teenagers are asinine pricks   Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN ALREADY WATCH LIVE TV ON THE XBOX 360

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN ALREADY WATCH LIVE TV ON THE XBOX 360  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Bragging about playing nonstop music between songs is just as annoying as an ad?

what if i told you Bragging about playing nonstop music between songs is just as annoying as an ad?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some of us own more than one gaming console

what if i told you some of us own more than one gaming console  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that sadness and depression are not the same god damn thing

what if i told you that sadness and depression are not the same god damn thing  Matrix Morpheus
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