Matrix Morpheus

Life is not how it seems neo, See that beer? Im Drunk, havn't even had a sip yet.

Life is not how it seems neo, See that beer? Im Drunk, havn't even had a sip yet.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Nobody cares about what you had for dinner, nor do we want to see a picture of it

what if i told you Nobody cares about what you had for dinner, nor do we want to see a picture of it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you This Post isn't over yet?

what if i told you This Post isn't over yet?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you these glasses are prescription

what if i told you these glasses are prescription  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Alfredo looked like keanu reeves

what if i told you Alfredo looked like keanu reeves  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can go on r/atheism without being a complete asshole

what if i told you you can go on r/atheism without being a complete asshole  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all christians believe in leviticus and deuteronomy

what if i told you not all christians believe in leviticus and deuteronomy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you dont have to view every post on reddit, and can even down vote the ones you dont like

what if i told you you dont have to view every post on reddit, and can even down vote the ones you dont like  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Michael Bay is really just pulling off an elaborate April fools' day prank

what if i told you Michael Bay is really just pulling off an elaborate April fools' day prank  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you r/atheism is a giant circlejerk

what if i told you r/atheism is a giant circlejerk   Matrix Morpheus
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