Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Microsoft word recognizes "SpongeBob"

what if i told you Microsoft word recognizes

what i if told you that we've all seen this one before

what i if told you that we've all seen this one before  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that Community College is just like high school.

what if i told you that Community College is just like high school.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That life gets better after high school

what if i told you That life gets better after high school   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's possible to believe in both evolution and god

what if i told you it's possible to believe in both evolution and god  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Chuck norris disagrees with your beliefs

what if i told you Chuck norris disagrees with your beliefs  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you as soon as you say, "my roommate/so did this..." everyone knows that you did it yourself and you are forever alone

what if i told you as soon as you say,

what if i told you you're going to downvote this...cause you're a dick

what if i told you you're going to downvote this...cause you're a dick  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The more we have sex the less i think about sex with other girls.

what if i told you The more we have sex the less i think about sex with other girls.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you every man, no matter how intimidating has at some point attempted to put his own penis in his mouth

what if i told you every man, no matter how intimidating has at some point attempted to put his own penis in his mouth  Matrix Morpheus
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