Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't work for the bank that owns that atm

what if i told you I don't work for the bank that owns that atm  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one cares if you're a fat fuck we still want to yell at you because you look hilarious while running you cunt

what if i told you no one cares if you're a fat fuck we still want to  yell at you because you look hilarious while running you cunt  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that the whole morpheus thing has become about as annoyingly condescending as the wonka thing

what if i told you that the whole morpheus thing has become about as annoyingly condescending as the wonka thing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That 'Gave' and 'have' are actually both words

what if i told you That 'Gave' and 'have' are actually both words  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can set the fan to just one direction

what if i told you you can set the fan to just one direction  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if you saw it on your newsfeed, it is probably a repost

what if i told you if you saw it on your newsfeed, it is probably a repost  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you constantly expressing how much you hate yolo is just as annoying as the phrase?

What if I told you constantly expressing how much you hate yolo is just as annoying as the phrase?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every play on words deserves an upvote

what if i told you not every play on words deserves an upvote  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you That posting pictures of your empty pizza boxes does not make you look cool

What if I told you That posting pictures of your empty pizza boxes does not make you look cool  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you apple turnovers taste the same regardless of which side they're on?

What if I told you apple turnovers taste the same regardless of which side they're on?  Matrix Morpheus
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