Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being a sophomore means that you are only one fucking year older than a freshman.

what if i told you being a sophomore means that you are only one fucking year older than a freshman.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all petaphiles are catholic priests

what if i told you not all petaphiles are catholic priests  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the op squirted lemon juice in the dog's eye for karma

what if i told you the op squirted lemon juice in the dog's eye for karma  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you racist everyone is

what if i told you racist everyone  is  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The shopping cart wheels won't really lock if you take them outside the lot

what if i told you The shopping cart wheels won't really lock if you take them outside the lot  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you steve jobs was dead

what if i told you steve jobs was dead  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you nobody cares about your shitty facebook comment

what if i told you nobody cares about your shitty facebook comment  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE BATH SALTS IN YOUR BATH TUB

what if i told you YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE BATH SALTS IN YOUR BATH TUB  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 7-zip extracts rar files without a popup message

what if i told you 7-zip extracts rar files without a popup message  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that if you rinsed your plate after your meal, it is easier to clean later

what if i told you that if you rinsed your plate after your meal, it is easier to clean later  Matrix Morpheus
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