Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that the only reason you clicked this was because you couldn't read the top in the thumbnail and all you could read was BOOBS

What if I told you that the only reason you clicked this was because you couldn't read the top in the thumbnail and all you could read was BOOBS  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you I can get half as drunk as you and have twice as much fun

What if I told you I can get half as drunk as you and have twice as much fun  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you People who say "no homo" are closeted homosexuals

what if i told you People who say

what if i told you The way your mom taught you to treat girls, is not the way to get girls

what if i told you The way your mom taught you to treat girls, is not the way to get girls  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not all Asians are Chinese!

what if i told you Not all Asians are Chinese!   Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you white people can dance, but dj who-gives-a-fuck up here never plays white people music

What if i told you white people can dance, but dj who-gives-a-fuck up here never plays white people music  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you simply adding text to an image does make it a meme.

what if i told you simply adding text to an image does make it a meme.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you wearing a polo hat to the gym with a cut off makes you look like a total douche bag

what if i told you wearing a polo hat to the gym with a cut off makes you look like a total douche bag  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all codeplex projects are production ready

what if i told you not all codeplex projects are production ready  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you why the chicken crossed the road joke doesnt mean what you think it means

what if i told you why the chicken crossed the road joke doesnt mean what you think it means  Matrix Morpheus
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