Matrix Morpheus

what if i told /r/atheism hating on religion for hating is ironic.

what if i told /r/atheism hating on religion for hating is ironic.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's better to keep things simple?

what if i told you It's better to keep things simple?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you ALL I DO IS GOLF? I JUST FUCKIN' GOLF!

What if I told you ALL I DO IS GOLF? I JUST FUCKIN' GOLF!  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you dubstep in commercials doesn't make the product less shitty

what if i told you dubstep in commercials doesn't make the product less shitty  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you those instagram filters don't cover up your lack of photography skills.

what if i told you those instagram filters don't cover up your lack of photography skills.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that i have a raging hard clue right now

what if i told you that i have a raging hard clue right now  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not even your own mother wants to see instagram pictures of what you made for dinner

what if i told you Not even your own mother wants to see instagram pictures of what you made for dinner  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one cares about you being vegetarian

what if i told you no one cares about you being vegetarian    Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "Freshman 15" was actually the result of unexperienced freshman doing their own laundry

what if i told you

what if i told you No one cares about "Rags" dear disney

what if i told you No one cares about
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