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Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that if you're not hideous and a heterosexual man wants to be your friend, he wants to have sex with you

what if i told you that if you're not hideous and a heterosexual man wants to be your friend, he wants to have sex with you Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you continually complaining about over-used scumbag parent memes is just as bad a making one

what if i told you continually complaining about over-used scumbag parent memes is just as bad a making one Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you That not only VAT makes electrical equipment more expensive in Europe

what if i told you That not only VAT makes electrical equipment more expensive in Europe Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you asshole coins work much better

what if i told you asshole coins work much better Matrix Morpheus
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Damn, this sun is shining, I have to wear my sunglasses. Oh wait, it's you shining, I knew you were a star.

Damn, this sun is shining, I have to wear my sunglasses. Oh wait, it's you shining, I knew you were a star. Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you being an ass to customer service reps will make us less inclined to help you

what if i told you being an ass to customer service reps will make us less inclined to help you Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you that I only lie and take advantage of the system because nobody ever seems to reward honesty?

what if i told you that I only lie and take advantage of the system because nobody ever seems to reward honesty? Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you You can turn off the kinect 2 by unplugging the power chord

what if i told you You can turn off the kinect 2 by unplugging the power chord Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you in the word 'have', the letter e does nothing

what if i told you in the word 'have', the letter e does nothing Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you Your hashtags serve no purpose on Facebook

what if i told you Your hashtags serve no purpose on Facebook Matrix Morpheus
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