Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's hard to match random posts in the main subreddits

what if i told you it's hard to match random posts in the main subreddits  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 80% of civic owners buy it for the gas millage and safety features.

what if i told you 80% of civic owners buy it for the gas millage and safety features.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the red pill and the blue pill do the exactly the same thing

what if i told you the red pill and the blue pill do the exactly the same thing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you creating an account "just to comment on this" takes little to no effort.

what if i told you creating an account

what if i told you every public toilet seat has piss on it

what if i told you every public toilet seat has piss on it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you weren't constantly trying to fuck hot chicks for the pleasure But for the vague sense of validation

what if i told you that you weren't constantly trying to fuck hot chicks for the pleasure But for the vague sense of validation  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S NATURES WAY OF SAYING QUIT FUCKING WITH ME

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S NATURES WAY OF
SAYING QUIT FUCKING WITH ME  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you receiving a message doesn't mean I'm magically compelled to answer it...

what if i told you receiving a message doesn't mean I'm magically compelled to answer it...  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Soliciting me with unwarranted video advertisements on your website, makes me hate your site and never return

what if i told you Soliciting me with unwarranted video advertisements on your website, makes me hate your site and never return  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you using the name of the meme as a title, won't make people interested

what if i told you using the name of the meme as a title,  won't make people interested  Matrix Morpheus
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