Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your "console" is a pc with a shitty controller.

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what if i told you that other companies also make creme filled golden cakes

what if i told you that other companies also make creme filled golden cakes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you when people use confession bear, they aren't necessarily proud of what they are confessing

what if i told you when people use confession bear, they aren't necessarily proud of what they are confessing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you powerball numbers are in sequence

what if i told you powerball numbers are in sequence  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you shouting the lines won't make you a better actor

what if i told you shouting the lines won't make you a better actor  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you holding in your sneeze is more annoying than letting it out

what if i told you holding in your sneeze is more annoying than letting it out  Matrix Morpheus

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what if i told you vCloud Director Really Sucks  Matrix Morpheus

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what if i told you you're actually holding a fucking spoon  Matrix Morpheus

Learn from your parents' mistakes Use a condom

Learn from your parents' mistakes Use a condom  Matrix Morpheus

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what if i told you facebook is not a place to post your problems  Matrix Morpheus
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