Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That if you stopped saying "um" and "like" you'd have nothing left to say.

what if i told you That if you stopped saying

what if i told you girls aren't machines you put kindness coins into until the sex falls out. I think history has instead shown us that they more closely resemble that TV remote you need to bang on the coffee table a few times to make work

what if i told you girls aren't machines you put kindness coins into until the sex falls out.
I think history has instead shown us that they more closely resemble that TV remote you need to bang on the coffee table a few times to make work  Matrix Morpheus

What i if told you that you read that top line wrong

What i if told you that you read that top line wrong  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That /r/bestof wasn't for the best of every /r/askreddit

what if i told you That /r/bestof wasn't for the best of every /r/askreddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you casilla and hensley have the same era

what if i told you casilla and hensley have the same era  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the green dude from Legend of Zelda isn't named zelda

what if i told you the green dude from Legend of Zelda isn't named zelda  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you You can hate 9Gag without posting about it?

What if I told you You can hate 9Gag without posting about it?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you burning half the money supply would be better for the poor than printing another $16,000,000,000,000

what if i told you burning half the money supply would be better for the poor than printing another $16,000,000,000,000  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i can make that kfc sign say anything i want

what if i told you i can make that kfc sign say anything i want  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Yelling at your dogs isn't going to stop them from shitting on your carpet

what if i told you Yelling at your dogs isn't going to stop them from shitting on your carpet  Matrix Morpheus
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