Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't need to hear every time you click a link you think is "risky"

what if i told you I don't need to hear every time you click a link you think is

What if I told you there was core curriculum

What if I told you there was core curriculum  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I passed up the chance to be Mace Windu for these glasses

what if i told you I passed up the chance to be Mace Windu for these glasses   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you boxee sucks

what if i told you boxee sucks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You could mis-quote the big lebowski and get mad karma

what if i told you You could mis-quote the big lebowski and get mad karma  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that my sack is itchy as hell since I've shaved it

what if i told you that my sack is itchy as hell since I've shaved it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you She will most likely say no

what if i told you She will most likely say no  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's been nora this whole time

what if i told you it's been nora this whole time  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that this meme is lame as balls

what if i told you that this meme is lame as balls  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you pledging was actually a fucking joke

what if i told you pledging was actually a fucking joke  Matrix Morpheus
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