Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you ...fuck dude, i totally forgot

what if i told you ...fuck dude, i totally forgot  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the reddit girlfriend meme is just Redditor's wife switched around

what if i told you the reddit girlfriend meme is just Redditor's wife switched around  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You do look fat in that dress

what if i told you You do look fat in that dress  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you When your dog has sticks in its mouth it's not actually smiling. The sticks are just holding its gums up so it looks that way

what if i told you When your dog has sticks in its mouth it's not actually smiling. The sticks are just holding its gums up so it looks that way  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You could roll down your windows and still listen to your music at a reasonable level

what if i told you You could roll down your windows and still listen to your music at a reasonable level  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Politicians don't open their own mail, and you're poisoning a mail-room worker

what if i told you Politicians don't open their own mail, and you're poisoning a mail-room worker  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That all this modern disco was just house music

what if i told you That all this modern disco was just house music  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The Wachowskis brothers are no longer brothers

what if i told you The Wachowskis brothers are no longer brothers  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just because I'm offering you my jacket doesn't mean I'm trying to hit on you

what if i told you just because I'm offering you my jacket doesn't mean I'm trying to hit on you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If you make posts to try to get upvotes, you will only get downvotes

what if i told you If you make posts to try to get upvotes, you will only get downvotes  Matrix Morpheus
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