Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "Ameristralia" is actually called the "Five Eyes" alliance?

what if i told you

what if i told you not everyone has seen what you have seen

what if i told you not everyone has seen what you have seen  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that it's disgusting that you use your dead pets and relatives for karma

what if i told you that it's disgusting that you use your dead pets and relatives for karma  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you actual advice mallard memes aren't actually made by a duck

what if i told you actual advice mallard memes aren't actually made by a duck  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you that in a salad line, you -can- in fact pick up more than one lettuce leaf, one mushroom, one crouton, ... at a time

What if i told you that in a salad line, you -can- in fact pick up more than one lettuce leaf, one mushroom, one crouton, ... at a time  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not all christians are close-minded people and assholes

what if i told you Not all christians are close-minded people and assholes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You dont have to hashtag everything in the picture

what if i told you You dont have to hashtag everything in the picture  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there is a little lever sticking out the left side of your steering wheel, all you have to do is flick it up or down to alert others that you will be changing lanes

what if i told you there is a little lever sticking out the left side of your steering wheel, all you have to do is flick it up or down to alert others that you will be changing lanes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Girls say they date assholes because they have confidence to justify dating an asshole

what if i told you Girls say they date assholes because they have confidence to justify dating an asshole  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Nobody wants to get WTF back to its roots

what if i told you Nobody wants to get WTF back to its roots  Matrix Morpheus
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