Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that... There are no brakes on the rape train!!!!

what if i told you that... There are no brakes on the rape train!!!!  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you everyone gets mad about reposts on reddit--but they're all reposts.

what if i told you everyone gets mad about reposts on reddit--but they're all reposts.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that calling someone out for calling out karma whores is karma whoring

what if i told you that calling someone out for  calling out karma whores is karma whoring   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 2219 alt+x inserts a bullet point

what if i told you 2219 alt+x inserts a bullet point  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you North Carolina isn't the only state with a marriage amendment

what if i told you North Carolina isn't the only state with a marriage amendment  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that he has a fmic and he made it a sleeper by deleting the scoop

what if i told you that he has a fmic  and he made it a sleeper by deleting the scoop  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the green pill was NyQuil and the Red Pill was DayQuil

what if i told you the green pill was NyQuil and the Red Pill was DayQuil  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all rednecks are racist

what if i told you not all rednecks are racist  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that zombies aren't real

What if I told you that zombies aren't real  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that hurricane sandy jokes aren't funny anymore

what if i told you that hurricane sandy jokes aren't funny anymore  Matrix Morpheus
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