Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you me being nice is the lie.

what if i told you me being nice is the lie.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "sexually oblivious girl" just acts oblivious because she's a virgin

what if i told you

what if i told you That 9gag is actually pretty useful because it keeps dumb people from joining Reddit

what if i told you That 9gag is actually pretty useful because it keeps dumb people from joining Reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Being a model doesn't make you more attractive than everyone else

what if i told you Being a model doesn't make you more attractive than everyone else  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can upvote if you like a post, you don't need to give reddit gold

what if i told you you can upvote if you like a post, you don't need to give reddit gold  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that bitching about reposts won't make people stop reposting

what if i told you that bitching about reposts won't make people stop reposting  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you diet soda was originally designed for diabetics, and not for people trying to lose weight

what if i told you diet soda was originally designed for diabetics, and not for people trying to lose weight  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you waking up consistently means you're well rested

what if i told you waking up consistently means you're well rested  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you karma is only a bitch if you are first.

what if i told you karma is only a bitch if you are first.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that was the blue pill

what if i told you that was the blue pill  Matrix Morpheus
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