Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you at no point did i find any of that entertaining

what if i told you at no point did i find any of that entertaining  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The vast majority of people in the world are lactose intolerant and not circumcised?

what if i told you The vast majority of people in the world are lactose intolerant and not circumcised?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you having 3 cardiac arrests does not mean having died 3 times

what if i told you having 3 cardiac arrests does not mean having died 3 times  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you A single male marijuana plant would disrupt production for miles around

what if i told you A single male marijuana plant would disrupt production for miles around  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you dont have to have a cunt, to be a cunt (vestra)

what if i told you you dont have to have a cunt, to be a cunt (vestra)  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you printing money doesn't make money

what if i told you printing money 
doesn't make money  Matrix Morpheus

Your phone is no good here There is no matrix in my classroom.

Your phone is no good here There is no matrix in my classroom.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Life after college will be harder than whatever you are forced to do in college

what if i told you Life after college will be harder than whatever you are forced to do in college  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i have no idea what 'sticky keys' is

what if i told you i have no idea what 'sticky keys' is  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not everybody who makes it to the front page is a karma whore

what if i told you Not everybody who makes it to the front page is a karma whore  Matrix Morpheus
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