Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some non-americans are going to watch the superbowl too?

what if i told you some non-americans are going to watch the superbowl too?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Everything is a copy of something

what if i told you Everything is a copy of something  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you these sunglasses are becoming quite painful

what if i told you these sunglasses are becoming quite painful  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I want to have sex with your mother and never call her again

what if i told you I want to have sex with your mother and never call her again  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you titty sprinkles

what if i told you titty sprinkles  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The internet was actually is the "The Library of Babel"?!?!

what if i told you The internet was actually is the

what if i told you not all republicans are god-fearing christians

what if i told you not all republicans are god-fearing christians  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That not all Americans LOve Bacon.

what if i told you That not all Americans LOve Bacon.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the police will find a way to screw you

what if i told you the police will find a way to screw you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Buy one sale item and getting one free, wasn't a myth...

what if i told you Buy one sale item and getting one free, wasn't a myth...  Matrix Morpheus
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