Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's against the 'sexual policy' to sit on someone's lap?

what if i told you it's against the 'sexual policy' to sit on someone's lap?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you something you should already know, because I want to make you look like a dumb ass

what if i told you something you should already know, because I want to make you look like a dumb ass  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that Scumbag steve is just a level 99 troll

what if i told you that Scumbag steve is just a level 99 troll  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That yps are the key to your service selection?

what if i told you That yps are the key to your service selection?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you IMAGINARY NUMBERS WERE REAL

what if i told you  IMAGINARY NUMBERS WERE REAL   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you shut up fogel

what if i told you shut up fogel  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can delete the "I suck dick" statuses your friends make when they hack you

what if i told you you can delete the

what if i told you being smarter than other reddit users doesn't make you intelligent

what if i told you being smarter than other reddit users doesn't make you intelligent  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all cats are absolutely adorable

what if i told you not all cats are absolutely adorable  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you nobody cares what the oldest soda brand is

what if i told you nobody cares what the oldest soda brand is  Matrix Morpheus
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