Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you A cross post is not a repost

what if i told you A cross post is not a repost
  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you girls don't like you because your personality sucks

what if i told you girls don't like you because your personality sucks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you google tailors its results to your browsing history

what if i told you google tailors its results to your browsing history  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you are reading this in Morpheus' voice

what if i told you you are reading this in Morpheus' voice  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're probably not the only kevin ren that went to alhambra high

what if i told you you're probably not the only kevin ren that went to alhambra high  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that You aren't the first person to say "mittens"?

what if i told you that You aren't the first person to say

what if i told you fellow Americans That you will wake up tomorrow and it will be just another Wednesday

what if i told you fellow Americans That you will wake up tomorrow and it will be just another Wednesday  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that when a company promises a reward to all who "like" their page, it's just a ploy to distinguish the idiots among your facebook friends.

what if i told you that when a company promises a reward to all who

what if i told you you can bleed inside your body

what if i told you you can bleed inside your body  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you r/lifeprotips is a sub dedicated entirely to that type of advice

what if i told you r/lifeprotips is a sub dedicated entirely to that type of advice  Matrix Morpheus
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