Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Your clock was slow

What if I told you Your clock was slow  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that most teenage girls that get pregnant are actually upset and not excited to be on 16 and pregnant.

what if i told you that most teenage girls that get pregnant are actually upset and not excited to be on 16 and pregnant.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I didn't buy my PC for gaming

what if i told you I didn't buy my PC for gaming   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you those who didn't want to see Paterno's statue go down aren't pro-rape?

what if i told you those who didn't want to see Paterno's statue go down aren't pro-rape?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that redditors misuse memes just as much as facebookers

what if i told you that redditors misuse memes just as much as facebookers  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's my birthday

what if i told you It's my birthday  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i never went to sleep

what if i told you i never went to sleep  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you statistically, praying won't have any effect

what if i told you statistically, praying won't have any effect  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you because i sent you a link you're reading this

what if i told you because i sent you a link you're reading this   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you take too fucking long to get off.

what if i told you you take too fucking long to get off.  Matrix Morpheus
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