Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't have to park in the nearest spot

what if i told you you don't have to park in the nearest spot  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you Every musician, actor, and comedian you like smokes pot

What if i told you Every musician, actor, and comedian you like smokes pot  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Putting your comment in all caps doesn't make me wan to upvote it more

what if i told you Putting your comment in all caps doesn't make me wan to upvote it more  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you We don't need a government

what if i told you We don't need a government  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you She is giving you the extra $11 because she is being motherly, not because of OCD

What if I told you She is giving you the extra $11 because she is being motherly, not because of OCD  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you can get into a perfectly good college without 20 AP's and 80 hours of studying every week

what if i told you that you can get into a perfectly good college without 20 AP's and 80 hours of studying every week  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Tailgating me doesn't make the car in front of me go faster

what if i told you Tailgating me doesn't make the car in front of me go faster  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm also cowboy curtis

what if i told you I'm also cowboy curtis  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Hashtags on facebook do nothing

what if i told you Hashtags on facebook do nothing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you He was standing freely and everyone else was lying down.

what if i told you He was standing freely and everyone else was lying down.  Matrix Morpheus
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