Misunderstood Spider

i sleep under your bed cuz youre the only one who doesnt snore

i sleep under your bed cuz youre the only one who doesnt snore  Misunderstood Spider

i spent winter in your socket wrench case you mad bro?

i spent winter in your socket wrench case you mad bro?  Misunderstood Spider

hey neighbour, i wove this web for you, thought it might spice up the shed a bit a broom, for me? but i can't possibly see how i'd... shit

hey neighbour, i wove this web for you, thought it might spice up the shed a bit a broom, for me? but i can't possibly see how i'd... shit  Misunderstood Spider

you watch me while fapping i feel happy now im liked

you watch me while fapping i feel happy now im liked  Misunderstood Spider

I usually don't go for girls like you, but you seem different... What are you taking your uggs off for??

I usually don't go for girls like you, but you seem different... What are you taking your uggs off for??  Misunderstood Spider

Hey Bro, I just thought I'd give you a little love bite on those love handles. You know, free lipo! dear god! Why are your guts falling out like warm spaghetti in a brown paper bag?

Hey Bro, I just thought I'd give you a little love bite on those love handles. You know, free lipo! dear god!
 Why are your guts falling out like warm spaghetti in a brown paper bag?  Misunderstood Spider

No really, my hair looks fine! what's with the haispray?!?

No really, my hair looks fine! what's with the haispray?!?  Misunderstood Spider

That Old Lady... I wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her

That Old Lady... I wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her  Misunderstood Spider

You like vampires. You like Spiderman. You like fuzzy little puppies. I'm the total package! Just think of me as a vampiric superhero pupp... what are you doing?

You like vampires.  You like Spiderman.  You like fuzzy little puppies. I'm the total package!  Just think of me as a vampiric superhero pupp... what are you doing?  Misunderstood Spider

Over there is my web. There's where my kids play. Over there is where I go to read. And that there is where my wife was viciously trampled to death by a pair of Timberlands.

Over there is my web. There's where my kids play. Over there is where I go to read. And that there is where my wife was viciously trampled to death by a pair of Timberlands.  Misunderstood Spider
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