Misunderstood Spider

I haven't eaten in days. That chip on your floor looks really delicious. Or destroy my internal organs. that's cool too.

I haven't eaten in days. That chip on your floor looks really delicious. Or destroy my internal organs. that's cool too.  Misunderstood Spider

PSSSSTTT...HEY-YOU, YEA YOU. I JUST LAID 10,000 EGGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD. J/K ONLY 1,000.

PSSSSTTT...HEY-YOU, YEA YOU. I JUST LAID 10,000 EGGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD. J/K ONLY 1,000.  Misunderstood Spider

Hi there! just watching you sleep and keeping all other insects away while you slumber and-- please put the flyswatter down.

Hi there! just watching you sleep and keeping all other insects away while you slumber and-- please put the flyswatter down.  Misunderstood Spider

I was told to come in and talk to you about your fear of spiders. It's cool, man. I understand your phobia. Let's start from the beginning- Is that book for therapy?

I was told to come in and talk to you about your fear of spiders. It's cool, man. I understand your phobia. Let's start from the beginning- Is that book for therapy?  Misunderstood Spider

Taking me to the bathroom on a piece of paper? I don't need to use it man. Stop.

Taking me to the bathroom on a piece of paper? I don't need to use it man. Stop.  Misunderstood Spider

Just taking a walk on the floor, then its back to eating flys and what not. Why is you cat looking at me like that?

Just taking a walk on the floor, then its back to eating flys and what not. Why is you cat looking at me like that?  Misunderstood Spider

You provide the comfy abode; I take care of the pests. Highfive! Wait, why are you screaming?

You provide the comfy abode; I take care of the pests. Highfive! Wait, why are you screaming?  Misunderstood Spider

oh a kleenex Thank you very much. I do have a sniffle

oh a kleenex Thank you very much. I do have a sniffle  Misunderstood Spider

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. Happy Birthday

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.  Happy Birthday  Misunderstood Spider

Lands on your face was only trying to remove a crumb

Lands on your face was only trying to remove a crumb  Misunderstood Spider
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