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What if I told you that conspiracy keanu isn't real, but an illusion pulled over your eyes to keep you from seeing the truth    Morpheus SC

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What if I told you that no one on facebook cares how much you hate your ex  Morpheus SC

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What if I told you Gargling with hot water after brushing your teeth makes drinking OJ beautiful  Morpheus SC

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What i if told you you read the top line wrong  Morpheus SC

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What if I told you the cake wasn't a lie  Morpheus SC

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What if I told you you can hold open a door for anyone without an ulterior motive  Morpheus SC

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What if I told you friendzoning is bullshit because girls are not machines that you put happiness coins into until sex falls out  Morpheus SC

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What if I told you Nobody cares about your opinion  Morpheus SC

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What if I told you celebrating St. Patrick's day doesn't require thousands of facebook pictures  Morpheus SC
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