Nervous Vacation Dad

Doesnt trust anyone else will tickets LOOSES TICKETS

Doesnt trust anyone else will tickets           LOOSES TICKETS  Nervous Vacation Dad

"Security will be jam-packed, so let's leave an hour earlier" wednesday afternoon

We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!

We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!  Nervous Vacation Dad

Fastens seatbelt Not in car yet

Fastens seatbelt Not in car yet  Nervous Vacation Dad

What's your best price? That will do

What's your best price? That will do  Nervous Vacation Dad

Spends 30 minute checking rental car for dings Drives in the right-hand lane

Spends 30 minute checking rental car for dings Drives in the right-hand lane  Nervous Vacation Dad

has one of those shirts for everyday day

has one of those shirts for everyday day  Nervous Vacation Dad

Brings extra sunscreen In every SPF known to man

Brings extra sunscreen In every SPF known to man  Nervous Vacation Dad

Creates a huge, sprawling timetable of every event for the entire week's vacation Sits on the beach getting drunk all week

Creates a huge, sprawling timetable of every event for the entire week's vacation Sits on the beach getting drunk all week  Nervous Vacation Dad

must make most of vacation falls asleep at the wheel in broad daylight

must make most of vacation falls asleep at the wheel in broad daylight  Nervous Vacation Dad
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