Nervous Vacation Dad

"Get off the computer, you've been on all day" job is to sit on a computer for 8 hours

is brown i'm never going to the u.s again

is brown i'm never going to the u.s again  Nervous Vacation Dad

We're not stopping for another 100 miles find something to pee in

We're not stopping for another 100 miles find something to
pee in  Nervous Vacation Dad

Says pack light Brings 4 cameras

Says pack light Brings 4 cameras  Nervous Vacation Dad

Forgets toothpaste shouts at child in terminal

Forgets toothpaste shouts at child in terminal  Nervous Vacation Dad

Wants to hit the lifeguarded pool for some chill family swimming time makes everyone wear a lifejacket

Wants to hit the lifeguarded pool for some chill family swimming time makes everyone wear a lifejacket  Nervous Vacation Dad

Flight leaves at noon Gets to Airport at 6pm

Flight leaves at noon Gets to Airport at 6pm  Nervous Vacation Dad

Wants to look "casual" Wears socks with sandals

Wants to look

5 days of vacation? 5 different hotels

5 days of vacation? 5 different hotels  Nervous Vacation Dad

Doesn't trust anybody to hold their own tickets Loses them

Doesn't trust anybody to hold their own tickets Loses them  Nervous Vacation Dad
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