Oblivious Suburban Mom

I love the California lifestyle. It's like being on vacation every day.

I love the California lifestyle. It's like being on vacation every day.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son's friends call me a yummy mummy i guess i am a pretty good cook

son's friends call me a
yummy mummy i guess i am a pretty
good cook  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends are very clumsy I'm always bending over to pick up the stuff they drop.

my son's friends  are very clumsy I'm always bending over to pick up the stuff they drop.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so clumsy I'm always bending over to pick up things they drop around the house.

My son's friends are so clumsy   I'm always bending over to pick up things they drop around the house.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is always asleep on the couch with empty food wrappers surrounding him when i get home from work he must be depressed.

My son is always asleep on the couch with empty food wrappers surrounding him when i get home from work he must be depressed.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm so popular at all my kids sporting events Especially with all the single Dads, They are so willing to explain the game to me.

I'm so popular at all my kids sporting events Especially with all the single Dads, They are so willing to explain the game to me.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves pink floyd, the doors, and mushrooms Kids!

My son loves pink floyd, the doors, and mushrooms Kids!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friend got into my bed last night. I didn't realize teens had nightmares, too.

My son's friend got into my bed last night. I didn't realize teens had nightmares, too.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son just loves to go to school hes so popular the principle has a nickname for him "stony"

my son just loves to go to school hes so popular the principle has a nickname for him

My son and his friends are great They always clean out the fridge and get rid of all the junk food for me

My son and his friends are great They always clean out the fridge and get rid of all the junk food for me
  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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