Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends want to take pictures of me on their iphones what aspiring future photographers!

My sons friends want to take pictures of me on their iphones what aspiring future photographers!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's eyes are bloodshot and he says he's starving He must be getting sick

My son's eyes are bloodshot and he says he's starving He must be getting sick  Oblivious Suburban Mom

phxSTROJ : MY MOM COMING HURRY FIND BUNKER!

phxSTROJ : MY MOM COMING  HURRY FIND BUNKER!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son has just locked himself in the bathroom for 20 minutes I should have checked the eggs expiration date

my son has just locked himself in the bathroom for 20 minutes I should have checked the eggs expiration date  Oblivious Suburban Mom

eats a salad complains about fatty lettuce

eats a salad complains about fatty lettuce  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I dont always make you and your freinds a sandwhich but when i do its with whole wheat bread

I dont always make you and your freinds a sandwhich but when i do its with whole wheat bread  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends really like me. They call me their favorite MILF.

My son's friends really like me. They call me their favorite MILF.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

sees bottles missing from the liquor cabinet fires the maid

sees bottles missing from the liquor cabinet fires the maid     Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends must think i'm a vegetarian they keep bringing me cucumbers and checking the trash to see that i've eaten them

my son's friends must think i'm a vegetarian they keep bringing me cucumbers and checking the trash to see that i've eaten them  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Sometimes I feel not so fresh and when I do, there's massengil

Sometimes I feel not so fresh and when I do, there's massengil  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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