Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are great Every time they go swimming in the lake, they ask me to come swim too.

My son and his friends are great Every time they go swimming in the lake, they ask me to come swim too.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

MY DAUGHTER'S BELLY IS SURE GETTING ROUNDER MUST BE FROM ALL THAT MCDONALDS.

MY DAUGHTER'S BELLY IS SURE GETTING ROUNDER MUST BE FROM ALL THAT MCDONALDS.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is so hardworking He never lets me take out his trash, takes it out himself so eagerly

My son is so hardworking He never lets me take out his trash, takes it out himself so eagerly  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends asked me to join them in a threesome this weekend... i didn't even know they played golf.

My sons friends asked me to join them in a threesome this weekend... i didn't even know they played golf.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves fresh air and the great outdoors He is always sat by his open window in his bedroom

My son loves fresh air and the great outdoors He is always sat by his open window in his bedroom  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and daughter are wrestling Even I know what's going on

My son and daughter are wrestling Even I know what's going on  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son has pictures of me on his ceiling he says they comfort him at night

my son has pictures of me on his ceiling he says they comfort him at night  Oblivious Suburban Mom

There is some viscous liquid in my son's blanket He must have gotten a strong flu

There is some viscous liquid in my son's blanket He must have gotten a strong flu  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I suck my son and his friends I'll do you next

I suck my son and his friends I'll do you next  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are Great They always wear a condom

My son and his friends are Great They always wear a condom  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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