Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm a strong modern woman So glad I don't have a penis then I would have to touch yuk stuff and get that spider out of the bathroom!

I'm a strong modern woman So glad I don't have a penis then I would have to touch yuk stuff and get that spider out of the bathroom!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

JUST GOT THE NEW "DOC JOHNSON" CATALOGUE ORDERED THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE !

JUST GOT THE NEW

I fed my dog tortilla chips and salsa because I was "too tired" to go get him some healthy food

I fed my dog tortilla chips and salsa because I was

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door so they can study without being interrupted

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door so they can study without being interrupted  Oblivious Suburban Mom

From the chive I have learned all girls: hate bra's, wear thongs and love mirrors.

From the chive I have learned all girls: hate bra's, wear thongs and love mirrors.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends are always staring down my top Did I drop something down there?

My sons friends are always staring down my top Did I drop something down there?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son must be taking a home ec class He ever portions out oregano in seperate baggies

My son must be taking a home ec class He ever portions out oregano in seperate baggies  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends always want to ride in my camaro they are really into cars

My son's friends always want to ride in my camaro they are really into cars  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friend offered to do the laundry must be why he's ripping the towel off me so roughly

my son's friend offered to do the laundry must be why he's ripping the towel off me so roughly  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Finds webpage open with bongs is convinced your into glass-blowing

Finds webpage open with bongs is convinced your into glass-blowing   Oblivious Suburban Mom
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