Oblivious Suburban Mom

I think my son has a foot infection the socks under his bed are so stiff

I think my son has a foot infection the socks under his bed are so stiff  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter suddenly started birth control after getting a new boyfriend she must be worried about her period

My daughter suddenly started birth control after getting a new boyfriend she must be worried about her period  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I feel sorry for my son's bathroom issues He's in there for almost 45 minutes a day

I feel sorry for my son's bathroom issues He's in there for almost 45 minutes a day  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son wants to go to law school I am the mother of a future millionaire!

My son wants to go to law school I am the mother of a future millionaire!   Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son must be sick he keeps a bunch of aspirins under his bed

my son must be sick he keeps a bunch of aspirins under his bed  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's black friendsmust be bad basketball players they keep talking about how they would double team me

My son's black friendsmust be bad basketball players they keep talking about how they would double team me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Why is everyone laughing? all i said is i love a full, hot load.

Why is everyone laughing? all i said is i love a full, hot load.   Oblivious Suburban Mom

why hide your interest in cooking, son? I found the oregano in your sock drawer.

why hide your interest in cooking, son? I found the oregano in your sock drawer.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friend offered to do the laundry must be why he's ripping the towel off me so enthusiastically

my son's friend offered 
to do the laundry must be why he's ripping the towel off me so enthusiastically  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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