Oblivious Suburban Mom

MY SON IS ALWAYS ASKING FOR MONEY. SCHOOL LUNCH MUST BE EXPENSIVE.

MY SON IS ALWAYS ASKING FOR MONEY. SCHOOL LUNCH MUST BE EXPENSIVE.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are great really get along with Spot And they sure eat a lot of peanut butter.

My son's friends are great really get along with Spot And they sure eat a lot  of peanut butter.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

does anyone else smell that? Smells like skunk

does anyone else smell that? Smells like skunk  Oblivious Suburban Mom

oh god help me I'm trapped in an empty white room with only my pants to comfort me

oh god help me I'm trapped in an empty white room with only my pants to comfort me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son came home at 3am with a strange girl she must be a homeless, such a good boy

Son came home at 3am with a strange girl she must be a homeless, such a good boy  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I like to suck up all of the dirt with my vacuum cleaner

I like to suck up all of the dirt with my vacuum cleaner  Oblivious Suburban Mom

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My daddy still pays for everything He even paid for those filthy homeless scum living in their car to move from outside my new house!

My daddy still pays for everything He even paid for those filthy homeless scum living in their car to move from outside my new house!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Oh, my daughter? She makes six figures as a freelance web designer!

Oh, my daughter? She makes six figures as a freelance web designer!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door Well I NEVER!!!!

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door Well I NEVER!!!!  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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