Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son probably again ate yogurt under quilt

My son probably again ate yogurt
 under quilt  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends don't whine when I take them to the beach they even ask me to stay, and help me apply my suntan oil!

my son's friends don't whine when I take them to the beach they even ask me to stay, and help me apply my suntan oil!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Oh, I like Him! He was in Starsky and Hutch!

Oh, I like Him! He was in Starsky and Hutch!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i need a new washing machine my panties are always disappearing

i need a new washing machine my panties are always disappearing  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son's been in the shower longer than expected must be washing his hair

Son's been in the shower longer than expected  must be washing his hair  Oblivious Suburban Mom

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT ROLLING THOSE MUST BE ALL THAT TIME YOU SPENT IN ASIA

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT ROLLING THOSE MUST BE ALL THAT TIME YOU SPENT IN ASIA  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter's boyfriend Beeber is so thoughtful... says he wants us to be a threesome.

my daughter's boyfriend Beeber is so thoughtful... says he wants us to be a threesome.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Nigga you think I care about being the side chick? You buy me shit give me the D and dont nag me...Nigga I'm Winning!

Nigga you think I care about being the side chick? You buy me shit give me the D and dont nag me...Nigga I'm Winning!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

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my husband must be so popular at the office he always comes home smelling like perfume

my husband must be so popular at the office he always comes home smelling like perfume   Oblivious Suburban Mom
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