Oblivious Suburban Mom

MY SON'S EYES ARE ALWAYS SO BLOODSHOT he needs to stop sleeping with his contacts on Caption 3 goes here

MY SON'S EYES ARE ALWAYS SO BLOODSHOT he needs to stop sleeping with his contacts on Caption 3 goes here  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son must be constipated I always hear him grunting in the bathroom

My son must be constipated I always hear him grunting in the bathroom  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Daughter throws up all night after going out with friends Must be too much fried food

Daughter throws up all night after going out with friends Must be too much fried food  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son walks in with bloodshot eyes must be his allergies

son walks in with bloodshot eyes must be his allergies  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always stills vanilla pudding on his pants hmmm or is it....... icing?

My son always stills vanilla pudding on his pants hmmm or is it....... icing?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Tells friends she wants to date him Rejects him when he asks

Tells friends she wants to date him Rejects him when he asks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Found wet sticky tissues in son's room poor son, he's having a flu

Found wet sticky tissues in son's room poor son, he's having a flu  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Who keeps glue-ing all these quarters to the floor?

Who keeps glue-ing all these quarters to the floor?   Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and daughter are roughhousing Sweet, they are friends with each other

My son and daughter are roughhousing Sweet, they are friends with each other  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friend has hurt his head and spilled paint when decorating He wants to show me his swollen purple head

My sons friend has hurt his head and spilled paint when decorating He wants to show me his swollen purple head  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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