Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so thoughtful they always talk about how nice my jeans look

My son's friends are so thoughtful they always talk about how nice my jeans look  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son just turned 18, and said he can watch flagged youtube videos. He's so patriotic!

My son just turned 18, and said he can watch flagged youtube videos. He's so patriotic!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son is having friends over to burn incense and listen to phish how nice

Son is having friends over to burn incense and listen to phish how nice  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son just said he "came out of the closet" He and his friends must have been playing hide-and-seek

My son just said he

my son's friends spent the day here they said they were celebrating milf day

my son's friends spent the day here they said they were celebrating milf day  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Jimmy down the street got caught smoking weed. My son would never do drugs. Son has done every drug known to man.

Jimmy down the street got caught smoking weed. My son would never do drugs. Son has done every drug known to man.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter brings home an attractive boy every week "She's so popular!"

My daughter brings home an attractive boy every week

Why don't my air fresheners work In my son's room?

Why don't my air fresheners work In my son's room?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

the pool boy is so nice he offers me free back massages when im in my bikini

the pool boy is so nice he offers me free back massages when im in my bikini  Oblivious Suburban Mom

According to the umpires Chris judd looks like this

According to the umpires Chris judd looks like this  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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