Oblivious Suburban Mom

Penis Penis penis. Penis.

Penis Penis penis. Penis.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son doesn't masturbate yet he's only 16!

my son doesn't masturbate yet he's only 16!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i can't believe my son finished the whole box of tissues that american pie movie must be pretty sad

i can't believe my son finished the whole box of tissues that american pie movie must be pretty sad  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I know my sons didn't bomb the marathon they would have told me if they were jihadists.

I know my sons didn't bomb the marathon they would have told me if they were jihadists.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

worried about neighborhood burglaries Leaves your car keys in the passenger seat with the door unlocked

worried about neighborhood burglaries Leaves your car keys in the passenger seat with the door unlocked  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I don't always pose like this But when I do, it's because the photographer told me to

I don't always pose like this But when I do, it's because the photographer told me to  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's browser history has a lot of links to motherless.com he must care a lot about orphans

My son's browser history has a lot of links to motherless.com he must care a lot about orphans  Oblivious Suburban Mom

aww you caught a cold let me make you some chicken soup

aww you caught a cold let me make you some chicken soup  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is such a klutz toothpaste stains on all his T shirts

My son is such a klutz toothpaste stains on all his T shirts  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I think there was parking over there why don't you just circle jerk around the block real quick

I think there was parking over there why don't you just circle jerk around the block real quick  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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